1. Discovered my dogs SECRET WORD is Rock.
2. Married a Polish Sausage.
3. Watch as a apartment gate removes all traces of paint from my door to the end of the car, giggling.
4. Questioned: if you had a choice between being bald and constantly having a 5 inch fro that is bright orange, which would you choose and why?
5. How many ping pong balls can a woman fit in her vagina? How do you know that for a fact?
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