Meth Mouth
Sucking Snot
Rubbing your nose repeatedly when making a presentation.
When a person is talking, you see the spit stream in their mouth, like they are salivating and gonna eat ya.
Sitting at someone else’s cube and feeling the crumbs of a long lost taco in the keyboard.
Getting a cup of ice from the company ice machine and finding a family of roaches living in the ice bin.
Hosting the company potluck, picking up the borrowed clean crockpot from a co-worker and finding numerous roaches in the equipment bag. Having to keep my mouth shut when people ate food she cooked.
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