Hollywood Gossip is interfering with my life.

I admit it. I am addicted to salacious Hollywood gossip. The juicier and more obscure the better.

I must have spent a good 6 hours yesterday trolling for my smack. I had to take a nap I was so tired. I didn't get much work done, not that that matters at all.

Do they have a 12 step program for the love/hate relationship I am having with the whole TOM/KAT situation. Do you know what the TOM/KAT situation is? If you do, maybe we need to start that support group.

Why is Jessica being a coke head so interesting and suprising to me? Aren't they all addicted or contracting something?

Is Angelina really pregnant and does Brad really have a small man part?

I can see myself in a trendy coffee shop, like they use for NARC ANON; I figure if we were at a trendy coffee shop, the worst gossip rag I would find there is the latest edition of gay phone directory. With my head bowed in anticipation of the moment when I can raise my head and state "Hi, my name is Scarlett and I am addicted to having the latest and most titilating gossip on the likes of Brad, Angelina, Tom and Katie." All my GSSP ANON friends will compassionately answer back and make me feel welcomed. They will know the thirst and drive that makes me go to the National Enquirer website or read MSNBC's Scoop every week.

Ok, I feel better now that I have confessed....I need a hit now.