This isn’t Copper, but it is a fair look-a-like of what he was. Copper is my friend Daydah’s dog.
One day, I get a call from Daydah. She says that she decided to take Copper to See Nature. I thought she was saying she took him out to the woods and left him but no, she took him to a cabin in the woods. Some friends were having a screening of an illegal movie and thought it would be a GREAT idea to bring the dogs to play with each other.
Copper was a sweet and innocent dog, until that day. Through the tears, Daydah goes on to tell me that the Pugs really liked Copper and took him out to play in the backyard. As they were watching the crappy version of the movie, they hear a cry, thinking it was the movie, everyone ignores the cry.
After 15 minutes of incessant crying, Daydah decides to investigate. The Pugs had decided to pin their tail on the Copper. That poor dog was getting gang banged by 4 male Pugs.
Saddest part was he changed. No longer could you cuddle with the poor dog. Oh, no, he was renamed Jizz Master (Orgazmo). His perpetual crusty coat takes away from the cuteness. Any male, not female, dog that would come (excuse the pun) in the vicinity would cause the dog to reenact that scene with Laura Croft in Grandma’s boy. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grandma%27s_Boy_(2006_film)
Copper looks like this now to me.
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