Definition of Lazy

(All of which I have done in the past week or plan do in the next week)

When you are 10 feet from the garbage can but it is too much effort to get up and throw the trash away.

When you have a garbage bag in your car but you throw it on the floor anyway.

You know there is something that you need to do but you can’t remember why.

When you forget something but retracing your steps is too much bother.

When you lock the house to go to work only to realize your cell phone is just inside the door, and you leave it.

The music that is playing on the radio is irritating but not enough for you to reach over 3 inches to change the channel.

When you will call your child out of the bathroom, across the house, to get you a soda that is less then 10 feet away.

There is something to eat in the house but you have to cook it, instead you decide to starve.

You are sleepy and need to go to bed but the bed is too far away, so you continue to watch TV.You teach your dog to fetch beer.

You teach your cat to fetch beer.

You daydream of trying to teach the ferret how to fetch beer.

There is a $5000 check in the mailbox outside but you would have to leave the recliner…..”nah, it will still be there later” you think.

There are 2 messages on your cell phone but the thought of pushing your access code in is tiring.

You daydream about exercising and lose weight. You lose weight. Tricky.

You put off using the restroom up to 4 hours because there is too much channel surfing to do.

When you search for the remote for over 15 minutes and the TV is 5 feet away.