If you are going to tell me that you are going to clean up at least make a half assed attempt. By the time that I get home I would like you to have at least found the source of that smell, I am not talking rocket science here.
Oh, and while you are at it, could you take a shower? I think I found the source of that god-awful smell.
How come fat men tend to smell worse then skinny ones? Is it that you can't reach certain areas? Do you lose the soap in there? Should I feel sorry for you, man, for whom the idea of actual exercise causes riotous laughter in the immediate vecinity? Do you know that I giggle a little everytime you say that you have lost weight? How can you tell that you lost weight, are things revealing themselves to you that you haven't seen in eons?
It is sad that you are so big that you do "sweat the small stuff". Small stuff like walking to the kitchen or getting up to change the game you are playing...you know, the important stuff.
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