Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Helena Bohnam Carter

What I mean by that is Helena Bonham Carter always shows up to the opening of WHATEVER looking like a Cyndi Lauper circa 1984 who dropped the wrong kind of acid and ended up in the bad part of Oz where a gang of junked up flying monkeys fucked her up before throwing her into a tornado of rainbow dust heading back home. I mean, HBC usually resembles a mound of taffeta getting butt fucked by a period dress from the Old Globe's costume shop. But yet, she showed up to the BAFTAs in London tonight wearing an ensemble from JcPenney's funeral matron collection. Totally normal!




I love how descriptive it is, thought I would share.  PUNKS NOT DEAD!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Tunisia and Whitesnake?

Odd blog title:

Tunisia, Whitesnake, and My Top Ten Favorite Jews of All Time
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Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ciaro Protesters Show Compassion

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tech support

Student: In your notes, do you see who I talked to an hour ago?


Tech: Yes, sir.

Student: You're better than him.