Woah...

Don't bogart that room, my friend

http://lovelylisting.com/page/20/

I’m sorry, but your obscure and coy marketing terms are too subtle for me. When you say the house has a “spectacular room to grow marijuana,” do you mean that it has a spectacular room to grow marijuana?

idiots

From X-17 Online:

Damn. Reality TV starlet Tila Tequila attended the "Gathering of the Juggalos" concert - which included acts like Insane Clown Posse - in Hardin County, Illinois over the weekend and, according to her, was attacked onstage...

hahahaah

Concertgoers apparently threw everything at Tila, like rocks, beer bottles, firecrackers and even feces.

Law officials declined to go into detail (citing HIPAA privacy laws) but Hardin County Sheriff Tom Seiner confirmed Tequila complained of said injuries. A witness tells CNN that Tila was "taunting" the crowd. "She didn't know how to handle them. She took her top off and they got really violent."

oh like she thought it would end well with people like this:

nada ninja

CANTON, Ohio - A self-proclaimed ninja entered a home, pocketed a can of noodles and a pack of cigarettes and then climbed into bed with a man and his wife.
http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-canton-ohio-ninja-burglar-climbs-into-bed,0,4157979.story

The occupants eventually realized that there was an extra person in bed, but could not keep Phillips from fleeing through a side or back door.

Authorities caught up with Phillips shortly thereafter. Wearing a dark cap, he was found peering through a window of a home about a block away. At that point, officers took him into custody.

The 5'8"-tall, 160-pound Snake Eyes: explained to police that he is a ninja and that he knows mixed martial arts. The report, however, suggests that officers suspected Phillips was under the influence of drugs.

Shocking, there were drugs involved. I have never been a ninja on weed.

Jesus Freaks (good book too)

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We will ensure that the locations of all future foster parents are tracked, and documented. Our staff is trained to be skeptical of government agencies, especially after the first three and a half years.
If at any time a movement that resembles receiving the Mark of the Beast comes to fruition, we will step in, using force if necessesary. (sic)

Providing the ultimate No Child Left Behind

http://www.rapture-orphan-rescue.com/signup/signup.html

check it wreck it

Google became the Devil at my work. We were pushing it off like a thai hooker with a very obvious case of Herp.....

But I am here again....twittering now.

Scarlettsblog

I am putting some of the stupid stuff the Polish Sausage says.

Like this gem: " You can't come near de computer, your ginger is affecting it workings."

"Yard work is for women...." Yeah, so when I was cutting the trees in the backyard I was thinking of his face.