Wednesday, April 13, 2011

inappropriate comments on aiport rape in Denver

Woman alleges sexual assault in empty Denver concourse

She says to several media outlets that she was traveling to Illinois to interview for a spot at a convent

"The concourse was largely empty, but the woman alleges that airport employees walked by and saw what was happening but did not intervene. 7News reported the woman believed the workers were janitorial staff."


"I was appalled that I was going through something so brutal and they kept walking.

Commenter is going to Hell:

cusendajoint

11:38 AM on April 13, 2011


This comment is hidden because you have chosen to ignore cusendajoint. Airports are one of the hardest places to hook up. What was he thinking?

http://travel.usatoday.com/flights/post/2011/04/denver-airport-assault/155748/1

Proud of Hertiage!

Czech president will never again be short of pens, is about to receive thousands in the mail


PRAGUE — Some Czechs were amused, others appalled. Now they want to make sure their president never again feels the need to nab a pen.

More than 5,000 Czechs have signed up to a Facebook campaign to mail pens to Vaclav Klaus as a video of him sheepishly pocketing one he took an obvious liking to during an official signing ceremony last week in Chile became widely popular on the Internet.

Klaus says it's customary for leaders to keep pens after signing accords. But the manner in which he slipped the pen — encrusted with semiprecious Chilean stones — into his pocket underneath the desk while grinning was criticized by some of his countrymen.

Shady Bastard!

Wednesday, April 6, 2011

Work Request

Please lock this account as the student has been incarcerated since 11/16/10, thank you.

Get fu**in' perspective

Amanda Bynes's Dog Dies
 
 
 
Japan's nuclear emergency
 ... Damage at nuclear plants made leaking radiation the primary threat facing a country just beginning to grasp the scale of devastation.

Thursday, March 31, 2011

Obese Man Fused to Chair, the Killer found!




Sunday, March 20, 2011

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Career builder description: DO NOT WANT

Physical Requirements:

Walking, fingering, talking, hearing, repetitive motion. Must be able to lift up to 10 pounds. Must have visual acuity. May be exposed to fumes, dust or odors.


Daddy, I don't want this job.


Manager Photo Simulated.

Wednesday, March 9, 2011

Shame on you Jonjay and Rich, sucking on Seacrest balls

On Monday we learned about a curious new venture from Premiere Radio Networks that offers radio shows "voice talent to take/make your on-air calls"—in other words, fake talk-radio callers.

And then we heard from a few folks in the business, and it turns out this is a thing! All of wacky morning drive-time radio, apparently, is populated by voice actors pretending to be jilted lovers—or in at least one instance, an aviation expert talking about a local plane crash. Ryan Seacrest is a major practitioner, and Dick Clark as a major supplier. We talked to some fake radio callers, and here are their stories.

"Any time you hear something surreal on a morning radio show, it's bullshit," one veteran independent radio producer told me. "The great prank phone calls—they're all fake. If it's top 40, and if it has a morning show, then it uses actors."

I really did like the segment until every one of them was so over the top.

That's it, Lady La on 101.5 it is in the morning.

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Educating women works

More proof:

Empower Women to Realize the African Dream

http://allafrica.com/stories/201103080561.html

In Africa, the feminization of poverty still remains acute. One in 20 girls born today in Angola, Mozambique, Liberia and Sierra Leone will die in childbirth. An African woman is 25 times more likely to die during labour than a European woman. Girls still face genital mutilation in 28 African countries. More than 800,000 Africans, most of them female, are victims of human trafficking.  Three young women are infected with HIV/AIDS for every young man in Africa.

The African woman, however, is also Africa’s face of hope, strength and opportunity. The rate of female entrepreneurship is higher in Africa than in any other region of the world. An African country – Rwanda – boosts the highest female representation in parliament. The primary enrollment rate has climbed from 84 girls for every 100 boys in 1991 to 91 in 2009.
  • First, more African girls must go to and stay in school long enough to be armed with the skills essential for success.
  • Second, protecting women’s rights is essential for enhancing their access to economic mobility. 
  • Third, women must gain access to productive resources.
  • Fourth, with African women currently absorbed by businesses concentrated in the less productive areas of the informal sector, breaking free will require access to credit – not just microfinance but to higher credit amounts at low interest rates with longer maturity terms.
 So far, gender has been an obstacle, yet every obstacle is an opportunity in disguise. The expansion of economic and social empowerment of the African woman is the key to the realization of the African promise.

Monday, March 7, 2011

I love you Neil!

Neil Patrick Harris tweeted about his excitement after the announcement was made:
HIMYM picked up for 2 more years! Yahoo! With so much job security, I should buy something extravagant. Like a pony. Or some gold teeth!


Ke$ha Has A Gold Tooth

Friday, March 4, 2011

DUI WIN with featured adverts

Look at that smile.  You know he's braggin'.

Fucking ATF does it again

On Dec. 14, 2010, Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry was gunned down. Dodson got the bad news from a colleague.

According to Dodson, "They said, 'Did you hear about the border patrol agent?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And they said 'Well it was one of the Fast and Furious guns.' There's not really much you can say after that."


Two assault rifles ATF had let go nearly a year before were found at Terry's murder.


ATF was partly to blame for the escalating violence in Mexico and on the border.
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/03/03/eveningnews/main20039031.shtml
 
 Did we learn nothing? Shouldn't start the fire if ya aren't prepared to burn.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

Helena Bohnam Carter

What I mean by that is Helena Bonham Carter always shows up to the opening of WHATEVER looking like a Cyndi Lauper circa 1984 who dropped the wrong kind of acid and ended up in the bad part of Oz where a gang of junked up flying monkeys fucked her up before throwing her into a tornado of rainbow dust heading back home. I mean, HBC usually resembles a mound of taffeta getting butt fucked by a period dress from the Old Globe's costume shop. But yet, she showed up to the BAFTAs in London tonight wearing an ensemble from JcPenney's funeral matron collection. Totally normal!




I love how descriptive it is, thought I would share.  PUNKS NOT DEAD!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Tunisia and Whitesnake?

Odd blog title:

Tunisia, Whitesnake, and My Top Ten Favorite Jews of All Time
  +    = 

Tuesday, February 8, 2011

Ciaro Protesters Show Compassion

Screen shot 2011-02-04 at 12.44.05 PM

tech support

Student: In your notes, do you see who I talked to an hour ago?


Tech: Yes, sir.

Student: You're better than him.

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Polish Sausage Fight

A New Year's Day fight over a Polish sausage has led to charges of unlawful use of a weapon and domestic battery against a 24-year-old man.


Jermaine Cook "slapped his sister in the face because they were fighting over a Polish sausage," prosecutors said on Sunday.

Ew, just ew.  You should never use your Polish Sausage for hitting....oh wait, yeah baby.