Monday, December 20, 2010

Brett Farve sucks.

“My biggest problem with the whole Brett Favre thing is, if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything. Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of those other porn stars. If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn’t be small. That’s one of the Ten Commandments” — Charles Barkley on XJOX radio in Birmingham.


I would attach a picture but I don't think I can do a dong search at work.

Tuesday, December 14, 2010

True Love

I was driving to work and when stopped at a red light, looked over to the area where the homeless gather.  I happened onto the most intimate of couple moments.  Not only are they sharing their addiction but he is leaning over ever so closely to his woman and she is gazing behind his ears to check for zits.  I am so glad I didn’t eat today.   I understand the need for couples to do that, heck, I have been that couple.  I draw the line at public bridge troll love, hacking at each others cysts and what not.  Ew.  Gross.  Cool.

wikileaks

Dec 10, 2010
Quote For The Dayfrom The Daily Dish
By Andrew Sullivan by Andrew Sullivan

"Whatever you think of WikiLeaks, they have not been charged with a crime, let alone indicted or convicted. Yet look what has happened to them. They have been removed from Internet … their funds have been frozen … media figures and politicians have called for their assassination and to be labeled a terrorist organization. What is really going on here is a war over control of the Internet, and whether or not the Internet can actually serve its ultimate purpose—which is to allow citizens to band together and democratize the checks on the world’s most powerful factions," – Glenn Greenwald.