Wednesday, June 30, 2010

funny

Cincinnati, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Darrell Bess, a 52-year-old homeless Ohio man, was arrested after he was allegedly found naked in the library with two knives and 4 pounds of stolen parmesan cheese.

According to police, Bess was found in the library's restroom, naked from the waist down, apparently taking a little bird bath. http://www.theweeklyvice.com

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

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Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) Leah Osborne, a 27-year-old Oklahoma woman, was arrested for DUI after she allegedly tried to place a stray raccoon in her car that apparently wasn't fond of her company.

  • driving drunk .37 B.A.C.
  • when she spotted a raccoon alongside the road
  • picked it up and placed it inside her car.
  • raccoon apparently wasn't happy
  • proceeded to growl and bare its teeth.
  • When Osborne opened her door, the raccoon jumped out and hid under her car.
  • discovered an intoxicated Osborne trying to coax the raccoon out from under her car
  • open bottle of Vodka inside it FTW!!!!!

Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) Leah Osborne, a 27-year-old Oklahoma woman, was arrested for DUI after she allegedly tried to place a stray raccoon in her car that apparently wasn't fond of her company.

  • driving drunk .37 B.A.C.
  • when she spotted a raccoon alongside the road
  • picked it up and placed it inside her car.
  • raccoon apparently wasn't happy
  • proceeded to growl and bare its teeth.
  • When Osborne opened her door, the raccoon jumped out and hid under her car.
  • discovered an intoxicated Osborne trying to coax the raccoon out from under her car
  • open bottle of Vodka inside it.

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"It just beams directly back to this organization....Does it represent what we stand for which is to protect and serve the community? Is that how we want to be represented?" said Sheriff Tim.

Why, yes, yes we do. I know of many techs that whole-handedly support this endeavor. Do you really want to use the term, beams....huh, Sheriff?
"It just beams directly back to this organization....Does it represent what we stand for which is to protect and serve the community? Is that how we want to be represented?" said Sheriff Tim.

Why, yes, yes we do. I know of many techs that whole-handedly support this endeavor.

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Polk County Sheriff’s Deputy Gustavo Aguirre arrested Mary Ann White, 60,

This is the second arrest on murder charges White has faced, both instances involving the death of a boyfriend. “Quite frankly, I hope this is the last person she’ll have the opportunity to kill,” Polk County Sheriff.

Well.....I hope so too.

Good talk, Walker Texas Ranger.

Library


Marilyn Fay, 65 - retired schoolteacher found stabbed, beaten and suffocatged to death Sunday, June 13, 2010
Steven Kellmann, 30 - arrested and charged with the murder of Marilyn Fay, who had bailed him out of jail on a DUI charge only a few weeks before; his 23-year-old girlfriend was also arrested but released, although the investigation continues
Brookfield (Cook County), IL

They met at the library.....warning......Dayduh!

ConanTheLibrarian.jpg conan the librarian motivation poster image by Nocturntable
Hallucinations in Hospital Pose Risk to Elderly

“Thousands of tiny little creatures,” he said, “some on horseback, waving arms, carrying weapons like some grand Renaissance battle,” were trying to turn people “into zombies.” Their leader was a woman “with no mouth but a very precisely cut hole in her throat.”

Attacking the group’s “television production studio,” Mr. Kaplan fell from his hospital bed, cutting himself and “sliding across the floor on my own blood,” he said. The hospital called security because “a nurse was trying to restrain me and I repaid her with a kick.”

“A delirious patient happens almost every day,” said Dr. Manuel N. Pacheco, director of consultation and emergency services at Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Mass. He treated Mr. Kaplan, whom he described as “a very learned, acclaimed person,” for whom “this is not the kind of behavior that’s normal.” “People don’t talk about it, because it’s embarrassing,” Dr. Pacheco said. “They’re having sheer terror, like their worst nightmare.”


I have one thing to say, "F-in Hippies". Oh yeah, acid trips were a really good idea. Just kidding, I have some really old parents. One of which stopped drinking caffeine cold turkey. She went all Trainspotting. It was awesome. I tell her she was a Junkie. She doesn't like that, I don't care.

Hippies.jpg Hippies image by deadly_bunny_667

Wednesday, June 16, 2010

RIVER

Goin' to the RIVER!!!!!! oh yeah oh yeah. Redneck Roundup Away.

I will not get a ticket this time, as I will not be driving.

I will also not be going in reverse. This has always been a burden for me at the river. I have hit 2 cars due to the big R. Ok, maybe a few more than that.

So, if you see news reports of a highly reflective surface in AZ this weekend, yeah, that's my ass. I know, I'm Albino. It sucks.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Do The Right Thing.....Educate Yourself


Minnesota lawyer caught in Rwandan political fight

by Madeleine Baran, Minnesota Public Radio
June 9, 2010

St. Paul, Minn. — A prominent Rwandan opposition leader spoke out Wednesday in defense of her jailed attorney, Minnesota law professor Peter Erlinder, who has been detained in the African country on charges of denying the country's 1994 genocide.

Rwandan presidential candidate Victoire Ingabire accused the current government of using Erlinder as a pawn in a growing crackdown on political opposition.

"We condemn [his arrest] as shameful exploitation of the misfortune of all people for political ends," Ingabire told MPR News.

Erlinder, 62, arrived in Rwanda about two weeks ago to represent Ingabire against charges that she denied the genocide. The William Mitchell College of Law faculty member was arrested on May 28 and faces similar charges of violating the country's laws against "genocide ideology." If convicted, he could face 25 years in prison.

"The government of Kagame uses the genocide as blackmail to frame everybody who's against him," she said.

Ingabire said she hopes the situation will shine a light on political oppression in Rwanda -- and she called on the U.S. government to do more to support democracy throughout Africa.

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/06/09/peter-erlinder-professor-rwanda/

Arizona Politics


Arizona's English-only law ruled unconstitutional

1998

PHOENIX (CNN) -- A voter-approved English-only measure that brought cries of racism in Arizona was ruled unconstitutional Tuesday by the state's highest court.

In a unanimous decision, the Arizona Supreme Court said the law requiring that official government business be conducted in English unfairly interfered with the access to government by those who did not speak the language.

2010

London, England (CNN) -- All non-European immigrants to the United Kingdom must pass a basic English language test before being granted a visa under new rules announced by the government Wednesday.

The rules will apply to anyone wanting to join their spouse or partner in the United Kingdom, and they will come into effect in autumn this year, the government said.


A frame from the video of Agha-Soltan's death by gunfire

Iran's tortured Green movement is down but not out. We can still help

Timothy Garton Ash guardian.co.uk,

One harrowing year since the stolen election, the people of Iran need the world's attention to go beyond the nuclear issue.

Do not forget Iran. Remember Neda. If there are green-clad protests in Tehran this weekend, to mark the first anniversary of the election that President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stole, they will doubtless again be crushed with casual brutality by the thugs of the basij militia, secret police and Revolutionary Guard. Imprisonment, torture, male rape and execution are the offerings these henchmen of the Islamic Republic bring to honour Allah, the compassionate, the merciful.

Faced with such violent repression, the Green movement is a long way down – but not out. Iran will never again be the country it was before the election of 12 June 2009. In the great demonstration three days later, one of the largest in recorded history, everything was changed, changed utterly. In the subsequent repression, a terrible beauty was born. The historical process may take years, but one day, as the economy worsens and discontent spreads to more sections of society, the movement will be back in force, though perhaps in a different form. Eventually, in Iran there will be statues of Neda Agha-Sultan, the young woman shot in one of the early mass demonstrations, and memorials to the martyrs of this struggle for freedom, as there are now memorials to the martyrs of the Iran-Iraq war.

We should also never forget that this is a self-generated movement from within a Muslim society, dedicated to transforming the contemporary world's longest-running and still most formidable Islamist regime into something very different.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2010/jun/09/iran-tortured-green-elections-nuclear

Getting Stoned How many police officers have been killed by rocks?

A U.S. Border Patrol agent shot and killed a teenager who was hurling rocks at him near El Paso, Texas, on Monday. A representative from the Border Patrol agents' union noted that rock throwing can be deadly, and police are permitted to fire in response. How many officers have been killed by rocks?

Three in the United States, but none in almost seven decades. The National Law Enforcement Officers Memorial Fund has gathered records on all police officers killed in the line of duty since the first U.S. patrolman went down in 1792.

According to their database, rocks were responsible for three of 18,983 fatalities.

http://www.slate.com/id/2256457/

Good news! Thighs don't hurt anymore but now I am thinking I should......work out. I have this old Suzanne Summers Thigh Master hanging in a tree in the back yard. I don't know why it is there but that is where Grandma and Grandpa Sausage put the invert torture equipment.

I am at a loss though. My VCR just tanked it and I won't have suitable accompaniment to go with my Lycra exercise pants and matching sweet bands.

I could also try to work out with the dozen or so ten pound weights that are buried in the rocks. That's right, just buried. I guess it was too much work to throw it out during bulk trash pickup.

Okay, so I grab the rope that is mysteriously attached to one of the smaller orange trees (used to keep Grandma in line no doubt). I will attach all the weights evenly on the Crotch Commando and ......hurt myself.

Ok, so step one. Beer.
Step two?
Step three, ripped Rocky 2 style.

Arizona Politics


Debtor's Prisons......watch out. Arizona is the leader in offending people throughout the world.

http://www.startribune.com/templates/Print_This_Story?sid=95692619

In jail for being in debt (Minnesota)

As a sheriff's deputy dumped the contents of Joy Uhlmeyer's purse into a sealed bag, she begged to know why she had just been arrested while driving home to Richfield after an Easter visit with her elderly mother.

No one had an answer. Uhlmeyer spent a sleepless night in a frigid Anoka County holding cell, her hands tucked under her armpits for warmth. Then, handcuffed in a squad car, she was taken to downtown Minneapolis for booking. Finally, after 16 hours in limbo, jail officials fingerprinted Uhlmeyer and explained her offense -- missing a court hearing over an unpaid debt. "They have no right to do this to me," said the 57-year-old patient care advocate, her voice as soft as a whisper. "Not for a stupid credit card."

It's not a crime to owe money, and debtors' prisons were abolished in the United States in the 19th century. But people are routinely being thrown in jail for failing to pay debts. In Minnesota, which has some of the most creditor-friendly laws in the country, the use of arrest warrants against debtors has jumped 60 percent over the past four years, with 845 cases in 2009, a Star Tribune analysis of state court data has found.

Not every warrant results in an arrest, but in Minnesota many debtors spend up to 48 hours in cells with criminals. Consumer attorneys say such arrests are increasing in many states, including Arkansas, Arizona and Washington, driven by a bad economy, high consumer debt and a growing industry that buys bad debts and employs every means available to collect.

Arizona Politics

A Prescott city councilman who publicly ridiculed a mural depicting minority students at a local elementary school has been fired from his radio talk-show job and now faces a recall campaign.

And the mural artists, who last week were ordered to lighten the features of the minority students, have been told to restore the original tone of the children's faces.

Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articles/2010/06/09/20100609prescott-councilman-loses-job-over-mural.html#ixzz0qOJZklEy

Tuesday, June 8, 2010

Justice

Walter Wilson Nana, AfricaNews reporter in Buea, Cameroon
Thirty-two Cameroonian female police officers have been posted to trouble-stricken Darfur in Sudan, according to the officer in charge of coordinating the UN peacekeeping mission, Commissioner of Police Nyake.
CAMEROON- Seven Chinese Nationals kidnapped in peninsula
Nyake said the move to send more Cameroonian police officers to Darfur, was as a result of the previous performance of Cameroonians in peacekeeping missions, described by UN authorities as very positive.

According to the Director of the Yaounde Police Academy, Ndoum Ndongo, the Cameroonian Police have actively participated in UN Peacekeeping Missions in countries such as Cambodia, Chad, Sudan, Democratic Republic of Congo, Ivory Coast, Haiti and Burundi.

“Our Academy trains and sends out police officers with unquestionable morale, especially our female officers,” he added.

NO JUSTICE, NO PEACE!

Friday, June 4, 2010

funny


Paging Dr. "Bones" McCoy: Needle-Free Injections With Lasers

BY Kit EatonToday

pantech

This is going to be fascinating news for those of you out there with trypanophobia--fear of hypodermic needles. Pantech Biosolutions has just been given approval for its painless drug delivery system that uses frickin' laser beams.



Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Liar! Liaaarrrrrr!


Gov. Jan Brewer said in a recent interview that her father died fighting Nazis in Germany. In fact, the death of Wilford Drinkwine came 10 years after World War II had ended.

During the war, Drinkwine worked as a civilian supervisor for a naval munitions depot in Hawthorne, Nev. He died of lung disease in 1955 in California.

Brewer made the comment to The Arizona Republic while talking about the criticism she has taken since signing SB 1070, the new immigration law that makes it a state crime to be in the country illegally.

"Knowing that my father died fighting the Nazi regime in Germany, that I lost him when I was 11 because of that... and then to have them call me Hitler's daughter. It hurts. It's ugliness beyond anything I've ever experienced," Brewer said in the story, published Tuesday.

Officials with the governor's administration said her statement should not be taken to mean that she was claiming her father was a soldier in Germany during the Nazi regime

Overly Dramatic

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I love Nancy Grace O Face.

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My thighs hurt and not from anything dirty....damnit. We rented Jet Skis. Now I can't sit down to pee without groaning like my Aunt Helen. Ew.