IVY LEAGUE DROPOUTS
After two students fell out of their bunk beds at Princeton University, the director of undergraduate housing sent a mass e-mail to residents at the elite college reminding them to use safety railings. The message prompted widespread guffaws. 'I felt like by the time you get to college you should be able to use a bed,' said junior Ari Samsky."
Thankfully they weren't drinking but the Nanny State is now enforcing Bunkbed guards and tents. That will be an additional $2500 for your dorm fees. Good job Ivy Leaguer.
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