Death

N.M. businessman charged after body parts found at waste facility -: "A New Mexico businessman has been arrested after six heads and other body parts supposed to be cremated and returned to families were found in a truck at a waste facility in Kansas. Police say bodies intended for organ harvesting for research were dismembered with chain saws and other crude devices."

Freakin' Awesome!

So my sister calls me in tears, after ascertaining that there was no immediate threat, I was able to get the following from her:

Mom, Dad and Sis on Conference call:

Mom: I found this great website that sells Urinals. I am going to buy one for me and one for your father. The are Urinals that are made by Monks, can you believe it?

Sis: Uh-huh. (Did she say Urinal?)

Mom: So these Monks are known all around the world for their Urinals.

Sis: Uh-huh. (Did she say Urinal? Again?)

Dad: Um, I don't think you are using that right? I think it is Urns.

Mom: That's right. Urns not Urinals.

Sis: You know Mom, I am going to standing around at you wake, wondering if you like your Urinal. Thanks.