From Perez Hilton.com:
Apparently Joe asked Simkin to deliver a Camel cigarette box with cocaine and ecstasy to Paris Hilton during a photoshoot for Seventeen magazine. The token of Joe's appreciation was for her upcoming trip to Europe.
Simkin writes:
"I asked if she was flying private, and she said, 'No, commercial.' And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.
How large is her who-ha that she can cram that much up there? When do you remove it, on the plane, in that little bathroom? Can you image her clod hopper size 11's up in the air on retrieval? Ew. The true sewers of Paris.
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