Gigli claims another victim

Deputies were met by the woman's husband who told them his wife had set fire to his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi because of a dispute that began after he watched a movie that starred Jennifer Lopez. He explained that his wife was jealous of the actress and didn't want him watching the movie.

Taco Flavored Kisses...caused this.

Southpark, CO:
Stan: [he and Kyle are playing with a girl doll and a plastic car] So, we meet again, Jennifer Lopez.


Kyle: [as Jennifer Lopez] No, no, please! This time I swear I won't make any more albums or movies!

Stan: That's what you said last time, but obviously we must resort to more drastic measures. [pulls out a magnifying glass and uses sun rays to burn the doll]

Kyle: AHHHHH, IT BURNS, IT BURNS!

Stan: Scream for me, bitch!

Kyle: AHHH!

[the doll's face melts off]

Kyle and Stan: Whoa, awesome!