Jan Brewer's career shaped by son's mental illness
Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/election/azelections/articles/2010/09/14/20100914jan-brewer-son-mental-illness.html#ixzz0zoZ97PVA
(In my best impersonation, yea it is awesome, just like her too) ((no really, spot on performance))
I, Jane Brewer, officially am desperate. I am disheartened to hear I will be the most sought after Halloween mask this year. The carnary yellow lady sport coats are flying out of Savers as we speak. Yes, I did get mine at Savers. So, I give you my poor helpless troubled sad pathetic mentally ill son as a sacrifice to the political Gods of Arizona. I know that I have never had a successful run for Govenor and the fact that I got the job is a complete fluke, but don't pay attention to the fact I am just running for office. Instead focus on the border, oh wait, that is kinda blowing up in my face. Shit. Ok, how about this, pay attention to Sheriff Joe, he is so good and honest....oh shit, he's getting investigated. Crap, what the hell am I going to do now? Do we have any midgets with AIDS that I can tote out? What about one of those Maury Povich old little kids? Hey I know, let's go after those bastard FLDS in Colorado City? Damn, Texas took that. Fuck, I am so going to lose. Can you help me with my resume?
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