Thursday, July 15, 2010

Truth in Advertising

“Axe turns women into scent-sniffing bimbos and nymphomaniacs and is more about, ‘Use our product and it will enhance your sex appeal,’ ” said Mr. Frankel. “But Old Spice goes to your own character, and they’re really reaffirming masculinity.”

I am not a scent sniffing bimbo but I am a sword swallowing nymphomaniac. I need to change the Polish Sausage's product quick. I might go crazy and attack the high school next door.

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