The cost of the Drug war

Two Investigators Killed in Mexico have been found and identified. They were investigating the massacre of 72 migrants that were slaughtered on route to the United States. It has been reported the Los Zetas drug cartel are responsible.

Mexico is getting serious on drug dealers and the border so the USA can legalize weed.  This is the price that we all are paying. Migrants dead, Elected officals murdered and 3000 National Gurad Troops troops on the Arizona border.  It will be interesting to see what happens when the gangs and organized crime here loses that profit in the USA.

Gigli claims another victim

Deputies were met by the woman's husband who told them his wife had set fire to his boat, go-kart and Jacuzzi because of a dispute that began after he watched a movie that starred Jennifer Lopez. He explained that his wife was jealous of the actress and didn't want him watching the movie.

Taco Flavored Kisses...caused this.

Southpark, CO:
Stan: [he and Kyle are playing with a girl doll and a plastic car] So, we meet again, Jennifer Lopez.


Kyle: [as Jennifer Lopez] No, no, please! This time I swear I won't make any more albums or movies!

Stan: That's what you said last time, but obviously we must resort to more drastic measures. [pulls out a magnifying glass and uses sun rays to burn the doll]

Kyle: AHHHHH, IT BURNS, IT BURNS!

Stan: Scream for me, bitch!

Kyle: AHHH!

[the doll's face melts off]

Kyle and Stan: Whoa, awesome!

Best Apology Ever

Montag's other half adds that he wants to handle their alleged split "with dignity." Pratt also tweeted, "I need to apologize to Heidi and my 11.5 fans. I'm an epic douche - and you deserve better."

I would love for any ex of mine to call himself an epic douche in public. Not that they are but it would definitely make me feel better.

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Paris Hilton The Mule Years cont...

From Perez Hilton.com:

Apparently Joe asked Simkin to deliver a Camel cigarette box with cocaine and ecstasy to Paris Hilton during a photoshoot for Seventeen magazine. The token of Joe's appreciation was for her upcoming trip to Europe.

Simkin writes:

"I asked if she was flying private, and she said, 'No, commercial.' And then as politely as I could, I asked her how she planned on traveling with that amount of blow and X. She held the box in her right hand, and then with an underhand swoop like a lower case J, she demonstrated exactly how she intended to beat airport security. She even whistled as she did it. A little alley-oop with the Camel Box, straight up her snatch. Classic.

How large is her who-ha that she can cram that much up there? When do you remove it, on the plane, in that little bathroom? Can you image her clod hopper size 11's up in the air on retrieval? Ew. The true sewers of Paris.

One night in Paris....the mule years.

The Chanel purse that Paris Hilton claims was “borrowed”

Paris Hilton’s defense/ excuse for having cocaine in her purse was that she borrowed the purse from a friend, at least that’s what she told police.

We knew this was a complete and total lie when she said it, but RadarOnline discovered proof that Paris Hilton OWNS the purse.

It’s quite funny really, Paris posted a Twitpic on July 15th, showing off her new, super expensive Chanel purse. She captioned the photo: “Love My New Chanel Purse I got Today.”

What an idiot? It is amazing to think that Lindsey Lohan is going to come out on top. Ew, i really didn't need that visual. I had to share.

http://www.celebritysmackblog.com/

Some parents deserve to die.

Acton, Massachusetts (The Weekly Vice) - Christina Hancock, a 23-year-old Acton woman, was jailed and has pleaded not guilty to accusations that she beat her 13-month-old son to death, calling him "fat and lazy.".

According to the State Medical Examiner, an autopsy showed multiple contusions, lacerations, internal bleeding, hemorrhages on top of the baby’s head, bruises on his back, stomach, lung, colon, liver and thigh, abdominal bleeding and a cut lip.

Investigators say Kaydn also had a fractured arm and that Hancock allegedly delayed treatment for several days. The child was reportedly unable to crawl because of the prolonged delay of medical care for the baby's arm.

Hancock allegedly described her baby as "fat and lazy", according to police. Hancock also has a 2 year old daughter, another son which she gave up for adoption at 9 months, and is pregnant with a fourth child, police say.

Vaginas are not clown cars.

I refuse to cut this bitch....

Can't top this write up:

September 02, 2010

Police Arrest Third Suspect, Accusing Butts Of Helping To Dispose Of Boob’s Body.... Wait, What?
Miranda Boob MySpaceKermit Butts FacebookCentre Hall, Pennsylvania (The Weekly Vice) -

Police have now arrested a third suspect in the case of Miranda Boob, who allegedly conspired with a lover to have her husband killed.Mirinda Boob, Ronald Heichel, and 26-year-old Kermit Butts were all jailed in connection to the murder of 29-year-old Samuel Boob.

According to Centre Hall Police, detectives began investigating Miranda Boob after her husband, Samuel Boob was discovered dead in his driveway August 23rd, fatally shot twice with a shotgun. Detectives believe Mrs. Boob was having an affair with Heichel, who was one of her husband's co-workers, and they allegedly planned the murder or Mr. Boob.

Investigators say Heichel was driven to the Boob's residence by Butts, who idly stood by and witnessed the slaying of Mr. Butts, then drove Heichel away from the scene of the crime.Heichel and Butts were captured after two concession stand workers at the Grange Fair reported to police that they had seen the suspects riding together in a pickup truck. The witnesses stated that Butts was "acting suspicious."

Investigators say Heichel offered Butts $5,000 in exchange for his help to dispose of the body. Numerous text messages were sent between Heichel and Boob regarding the murder plot, with statements such as "Hopefully he'll be six feet under," and "Take him out," as well as messages about whether a gun had bullets in it.

Mrs. Boob was booked into jail on charges of first-degree murder and solicitation.Heichel was also booked into jail on first-degree murder charges.Kermit Butts was booked into jail on charges of felony aggravated assault and hindering apprehension or prosecution.A trial for Mrs. Boob and Heichel was set for October, but is expected to be delayed.

Mandi MilenkoThe Weekly Vice

Michigan

I love this picture!

obits

MYERS, M M -Her first husband preceded her in death. MMM would later meet and marry Mr. M Myers. He preceded her in death. She enjoyed spending time with her family, cooking, her animals and helping others.

I think she was just collecting names and husbands. What did she cook, was that why they died? The paper made her a serial killer. Here is what I want mine to say:

She was here,

She was there,

She had a nice derriere.

She liked to skate

And Master....

Well, you get the picture.