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Ryan Sewell Is A Car Buff - Charged With Rubbing Genitals Against Car Door Handles

Maryland (The Weekly Vice) - Ryan, a 19-year-old , was jailed after he apparently tried to open several car doors - with his penis.

A witness reportedly saw him touch several car door handles with his penis at the Carroll Creek parking deck. Officers arrived at the scene at around 8:25 p.m and the witness identified him as the suspect.

I have heard of sex with park benches but car doors. You poor kid, it's so small the handle of the door lends comfort. Bless your heart!