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Granny Jailed After Driving 100 MPH Because She Was Late For Hair Appointment

Union, South Carolina (The Weekly Vice) Sandra Powell, a 72-year-old South Carolina woman, was arrested Tuesday for allegedly driving 102 mph in a 45-mph zone because she was late for a hair appointment.

Powell stated that she was aware she was driving in excess of 100 mph, but was "relieved" when the officer pulled her over.

"I actually sighed," Powell said.

Yeah right, she blew through her Depends on that one. And honest, she needs a new beautician.