Below is an image of Ardi Rizal, aged 2, who smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.
The Sumatran toddler was first given a cigarette when he was just 18 months old.
'I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.
'He cries and throws tantrums when we don't let him smoke. He's addicted.'
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Below is an image of Ardi Rizal, aged 2, who smokes two packs of cigarettes a day.
The Sumatran toddler was first given a cigarette when he was just 18 months old.
'I'm not worried about his health, he looks healthy,' shrugged the boy's father Mohammad Rizal.
'He cries and throws tantrums when we don't let him smoke. He's addicted.'
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U.S. War on Drugs Has Been Pointless; Even Drug Czar Admits It
The United States is 40 years into its "War on Drugs" at a price tag of $1 trillion and hundreds of thousands of lives lost -- meanwhile, drug use is up and drug violence has gotten worse and more widespread.
Even the U.S. drug czar, Gil Kerlikowske, admits the campaign has been a failure. "In the grand scheme, it has not been successful," he said. "Forty years later, the concern about drugs ... is, if anything, magnified, intensified."
President Obama recently announced a new national policy treating drug use as more of a public health issue than a crime issue, focusing on prevention and rehabilitation. Yet his administration is spending more than ever on drug law enforcement.
Pensacola, Florida (The Weekly Vice) - Ola Mae Agee, an 87-year-old Pensacola woman, was jailed after she allegedly sold crack to an undercover detective.
Officers suspected Agee was dealing crack out of her home on Dr. Martin Luther King Drive.
Officers set up surveillance video around Agee's residence. (Aren’t old people on block watch?)
Officer knocked on Agee's back door and entered her home. (mmm backdoor action, yeahhhh)
He purchased a $20 crack rock from her, which she retrieved from her couch. (pastel uki)
Agee was booked into the Escambia County Jail and charged with one felony count of selling cocaine. She was released on her own recognizances due to her age.
GOD LOVES DRUNK PEOPLE TOO
A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.
"Not a chance," says the husband, "it is 3:00 in the morning!" He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife. "Just some drunk guy asking for a push," he answers. "Did you help him?" she asks. "No, I did not, it is 3:00 in the morning and it is pouring rain out there!" "Well, you have a short memory," says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down, and those two guys helped us? . I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself! God loves drunk people too."
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain. He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?" "Yes," comes back the answer. "Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark. "Where are you?" asks the husband. "Over here on the swing set," replied the drunk.
Joshua Funches, 23 - killed
Charles Clements, 69 - arrested and charged with the murder of Josua Funches
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A south suburban man was so obsessed with his well-kept lawn, police say he killed someone over it. Former U.S. Marine Charles Clements, 69, is accused of shooting a neighbor whose puppy urinated on his award-winning grass, reports the Chicago Tribune.
Joshua Funches, 23, walked his fox terrier on Laundau Road on Sunday night. As he passed Clements' residence, the dog lifted its leg and relieved itself, witnesses said.
Having repeatedly earned University Park's lawn upkeep award, Clements often verbally harassed anyone who stepped near or on his precious grass, neighbors say. A peeing puppy sent him over the edge. The two men got into an argument. Clements then pulled out a gun and shot Funches in the abdomen, according to the Chicago Tribune.
Funches later died of his injuries. He was the father of two children, ages 1 and 4. Witnesses directed police to Clements' home, where officers reportedly found a .45-caliber handgun.
A powder made from pig bladders is currently being used to help soldiers recover from wounds that would have previously required amputation. Due to the powder´s seemingly magical ability to allow new tissue growth, it picked up the name "pixie dust."
Pig bladders are used because they contain "extra cellular matrix," a substance made of mostly collagen. The powder has been used to grow human bladders, but has also helped several soldiers with severe arm and leg injuries.
Plastic surgeon Steve Wolf, who is heading up the pig bladder powder trials in Texas, said" "We don´t quite know how it works which adds to its magical qualities. We think that it attracts cells in the body that have the ability to multiply."
Snoopy Attempts to Break Relative Out of Wrong Prison
UK man dressed as the Peanuts character Snoopy and an accomplice (Red Baron) have been detained after they attempted to break into a prison to free a relative. The gun turned out to be a water pistol, and their relative turned out to be at a different prison.
The two men are being held under the Mental Health Act. A prison source said "It’s not every day you see a giant cartoon dog go on the rampage," adding: "This has got to rank as one of the worst attempted jail breaks ever."
Heheheheheheh! I think I am related to them on the redneck side.
Teacher Sacked for Refusing to Stop Playing Death Metal Covered in Animal Blood at Night | ||
Germany: 29-year-old philosophy teacher Thomas Gurrath has been sacked by education officials after he refused to stop his nighttime death metal performances. He will not be permitted to teach statewide while he remains in the band. Gurrath performs in the band ´Debauchery´ under the name ´The Bloodbeast´. His backing singers are topless and he appears covered in animal blood. The band is known for songs such as ´Torture Pit´ and ´Kill Maim Burn´. Gurrath was deemed mentally unstable and a danger to children due to his performances. He was told he would have to choose between his careers and his love of death metal triumphed over his desire to teach. Source: web.orange.co.uk Ok, so when did my ex-husband become a teacher? Also, so what if a philosophy teacher is in a Death Metal band? Oh and btw, he is going to make way more money in Metal than he would as a teacher, just because of this press.GO GURRATH! GO BLOODBEAST! | ||
MAY 12, 2010
James Williams Was Just A Wii Bit Angry
Colorado Springs, Colorado (The Weekly Vice) –
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James Williams (26) was arrested after he went on a crime spree after becoming angry with a Wii game. Williams had gotten into a fight over a video game but it is not clear what happened during the Wii game or what game he was playing.
Highlights:
Sung to Hurt by Nine Inch Nails:
James S. Harris has been found guilty of trying to steal an Xbox and some stereo equipment during a party in Platte City, and then stabbing two people who tried to stop him. (One of the victim's was the Xbox's owner, who suffered cuts to her liver and kidney.) The photo shows Harris "post-subduing," a process that was carried out by other partygoers. Platte City cops found him lying facedown on the sidewalk back in February 2009. He'll be sentenced in June, Platte County prosecutors say.
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The actor took to his Twitter to reveal that the studio won't fund the films.
Mr Stiller said:
Ok, so I wouldn't have liked this plot much. I think Ron should be a clueless interviewer and have a bunch of funny cameos."Ron Burgundy and Derek Zoolander looking to appear in sequels. Both men destitute, without means or intellect to fund their own comebacks."
Afghanistan: Corporal of Horse Craig Harrison has set a new sniper record by taking down two machine gunners who were firing on his troop commander from 1.54 miles away. A third shot disabled the machine gun.
The 8,120-foot shots were well beyond his L115A3 Long Range Rifle´s effective range of 4,921 feet. To compensate, Harrison had to aim 20 inches left and six feet high. The previous record was almost 150 feet shorter.
Harrison has had an eventful tour, having survived an ambush in which his vehicle was shot 36 times, including one bullet that lodged in his helmet and two that hit his chest straps. He also broke both arms in a roadside bombing but returned to fight.
