Sung to the Enrique Iglesias Hero

"i am your hero baby, i took away the pain

i turned off the freaking IPS, you can thank me another day. I am your hero..".

http://www.networkworld.com/columnists/2003/0804snyder.html

Written for co-worker Butters.

I am really hoping it gets stuck in his head....and yours too.

tech calls

They crack me up.

Me: Where is that area code of that problem? Mine is 706.

Him: Mine was 907, maybe it's near it.

Me: Honey, I don't think that Alaska and Atlanta are near each other.

Him: Well, it started with an A.