Jesus Freaks (good book too)

Rapture Orphan Rescue has many services on offer, from our basic service of witnessing to your child; to the fully fledged home-invasion and rescue immediately after the Rapture event. Some of our services will definitely be expensive to realistically implement. Our team will need up to date address, exact full name, date of birth, and other personal data. This sensitive data will be completely secure and encrypted, and in no way usable by any government or military that may arise after the Rapture event.

We will ensure that the locations of all future foster parents are tracked, and documented. Our staff is trained to be skeptical of government agencies, especially after the first three and a half years.
If at any time a movement that resembles receiving the Mark of the Beast comes to fruition, we will step in, using force if necessesary. (sic)

Providing the ultimate No Child Left Behind

http://www.rapture-orphan-rescue.com/signup/signup.html