CANTON, Ohio - A self-proclaimed ninja entered a home, pocketed a can of noodles and a pack of cigarettes and then climbed into bed with a man and his wife.
http://www.fox8.com/news/wjw-news-canton-ohio-ninja-burglar-climbs-into-bed,0,4157979.story The occupants eventually realized that there was an extra person in bed, but could not keep Phillips from fleeing through a side or back door.
Authorities caught up with Phillips shortly thereafter. Wearing a dark cap, he was found peering through a window of a home about a block away. At that point, officers took him into custody.
The 5'8"-tall, 160-pound Snake Eyes: explained to police that he is a ninja and that he knows mixed martial arts. The report, however, suggests that officers suspected Phillips was under the influence of drugs.
Shocking, there were drugs involved. I have never been a ninja on weed.