Dedication

Catherine the Great of Russia kept her wig maker in an iron cage in her bedroom for more than three years.

Why? Did she smell bad? I would have hated to be the royal hair remover, Catherine would have kept me in the crapper.

I like Dolly's quote better.

“How long does it take to do your hair?” Answer: “I don't know – I'm never there. I've got more important things to do.”