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Cincinnati, Ohio (The Weekly Vice) - Darrell Bess, a 52-year-old homeless Ohio man, was arrested after he was allegedly found naked in the library with two knives and 4 pounds of stolen parmesan cheese.

According to police, Bess was found in the library's restroom, naked from the waist down, apparently taking a little bird bath. http://www.theweeklyvice.com

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Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) Leah Osborne, a 27-year-old Oklahoma woman, was arrested for DUI after she allegedly tried to place a stray raccoon in her car that apparently wasn't fond of her company.

• driving drunk .37 B.A.C.
• when she spotted a raccoon alongside the road
• picked it up and placed it inside her car.
• raccoon apparently wasn't happy
• proceeded to growl and bare its teeth.
• When Osborne opened her door, the raccoon jumped out and hid under her car.
• discovered an intoxicated Osborne trying to coax the raccoon out from under her car
• open bottle of Vodka inside it FTW!!!!!
  

Oklahoma (The Weekly Vice) Leah Osborne, a 27-year-old Oklahoma woman, was arrested for DUI after she allegedly tried to place a stray raccoon in her car that apparently wasn't fond of her company.

• driving drunk .37 B.A.C.
• when she spotted a raccoon alongside the road
• picked it up and placed it inside her car.
• raccoon apparently wasn't happy
• proceeded to growl and bare its teeth.
• When Osborne opened her door, the raccoon jumped out and hid under her car.
• discovered an intoxicated Osborne trying to coax the raccoon out from under her car
• open bottle of Vodka inside it.
  

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"It just beams directly back to this organization....Does it represent what we stand for which is to protect and serve the community? Is that how we want to be represented?" said Sheriff Tim.

Why, yes, yes we do. I know of many techs that whole-handedly support this endeavor. Do you really want to use the term, beams....huh, Sheriff?

"It just beams directly back to this organization....Does it represent what we stand for which is to protect and serve the community? Is that how we want to be represented?" said Sheriff Tim.

Why, yes, yes we do. I know of many techs that whole-handedly support this endeavor.

Polk County Sheriff’s Deputy Gustavo Aguirre arrested Mary Ann White, 60,

This is the second arrest on murder charges White has faced, both instances involving the death of a boyfriend. “Quite frankly, I hope this is the last person she’ll have the opportunity to kill,” Polk County Sheriff.

Well.....I hope so too.

Good talk, Walker Texas Ranger.

Library

Marilyn Fay, 65 - retired schoolteacher found stabbed, beaten and suffocatged to death Sunday, June 13, 2010
Steven Kellmann, 30 - arrested and charged with the murder of Marilyn Fay, who had bailed him out of jail on a DUI charge only a few weeks before; his 23-year-old girlfriend was also arrested but released, although the investigation continues
Brookfield (Cook County), IL

They met at the library.....warning......Dayduh!

Hallucinations in Hospital Pose Risk to Elderly

“Thousands of tiny little creatures,” he said, “some on horseback, waving arms, carrying weapons like some grand Renaissance battle,” were trying to turn people “into zombies.” Their leader was a woman “with no mouth but a very precisely cut hole in her throat.”

Attacking the group’s “television production studio,” Mr. Kaplan fell from his hospital bed, cutting himself and “sliding across the floor on my own blood,” he said. The hospital called security because “a nurse was trying to restrain me and I repaid her with a kick.”

“A delirious patient happens almost every day,” said Dr. Manuel N. Pacheco, director of consultation and emergency services at Mount Auburn Hospital in Cambridge, Mass. He treated Mr. Kaplan, whom he described as “a very learned, acclaimed person,” for whom “this is not the kind of behavior that’s normal.” “People don’t talk about it, because it’s embarrassing,” Dr. Pacheco said. “They’re having sheer terror, like their worst nightmare.”

I have one thing to say, "F-in Hippies". Oh yeah, acid trips were a really good idea. Just kidding, I have some really old parents. One of which stopped drinking caffeine cold turkey. She went all Trainspotting. It was awesome. I tell her she was a Junkie. She doesn't like that, I don't care.

RIVER

Goin' to the RIVER!!!!!! oh yeah oh yeah. Redneck Roundup Away.

I will not get a ticket this time, as I will not be driving.

I will also not be going in reverse. This has always been a burden for me at the river. I have hit 2 cars due to the big R. Ok, maybe a few more than that.

So, if you see news reports of a highly reflective surface in AZ this weekend, yeah, that's my ass. I know, I'm Albino. It sucks.

Do The Right Thing.....Educate Yourself

Minnesota lawyer caught in Rwandan political fight

by Madeleine Baran, Minnesota Public Radio

June 9, 2010

St. Paul, Minn. — A prominent Rwandan opposition leader spoke out Wednesday in defense of her jailed attorney, Minnesota law professor Peter Erlinder, who has been detained in the African country on charges of denying the country's 1994 genocide.

Rwandan presidential candidate Victoire Ingabire accused the current government of using Erlinder as a pawn in a growing crackdown on political opposition.

"We condemn [his arrest] as shameful exploitation of the misfortune of all people for political ends," Ingabire told MPR News.

Erlinder, 62, arrived in Rwanda about two weeks ago to represent Ingabire against charges that she denied the genocide. The William Mitchell College of Law faculty member was arrested on May 28 and faces similar charges of violating the country's laws against "genocide ideology." If convicted, he could face 25 years in prison.

"The government of Kagame uses the genocide as blackmail to frame everybody who's against him," she said.

Ingabire said she hopes the situation will shine a light on political oppression in Rwanda -- and she called on the U.S. government to do more to support democracy throughout Africa.

http://minnesota.publicradio.org/display/web/2010/06/09/peter-erlinder-professor-rwanda/