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Look at that smile.  You know he's braggin'.

Fucking ATF does it again

On Dec. 14, 2010, Border Patrol Agent Brian Terry was gunned down. Dodson got the bad news from a colleague.

According to Dodson, "They said, 'Did you hear about the border patrol agent?' And I said, 'Yeah.' And they said 'Well it was one of the Fast and Furious guns.' There's not really much you can say after that."


Two assault rifles ATF had let go nearly a year before were found at Terry's murder.


ATF was partly to blame for the escalating violence in Mexico and on the border.
 
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2011/03/03/eveningnews/main20039031.shtml
 
 Did we learn nothing? Shouldn't start the fire if ya aren't prepared to burn.

Helena Bohnam Carter

What I mean by that is Helena Bonham Carter always shows up to the opening of WHATEVER looking like a Cyndi Lauper circa 1984 who dropped the wrong kind of acid and ended up in the bad part of Oz where a gang of junked up flying monkeys fucked her up before throwing her into a tornado of rainbow dust heading back home. I mean, HBC usually resembles a mound of taffeta getting butt fucked by a period dress from the Old Globe's costume shop. But yet, she showed up to the BAFTAs in London tonight wearing an ensemble from JcPenney's funeral matron collection. Totally normal!




I love how descriptive it is, thought I would share.  PUNKS NOT DEAD!

Tunisia and Whitesnake?

Odd blog title:

Tunisia, Whitesnake, and My Top Ten Favorite Jews of All Time
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Ciaro Protesters Show Compassion

tech support

Student: In your notes, do you see who I talked to an hour ago?


Tech: Yes, sir.

Student: You're better than him.

Polish Sausage Fight

A New Year's Day fight over a Polish sausage has led to charges of unlawful use of a weapon and domestic battery against a 24-year-old man.


Jermaine Cook "slapped his sister in the face because they were fighting over a Polish sausage," prosecutors said on Sunday.

Ew, just ew.  You should never use your Polish Sausage for hitting....oh wait, yeah baby.

Brett Farve sucks.

“My biggest problem with the whole Brett Favre thing is, if you’re going to send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be huge. You can’t send small junk to a woman and expect anything. Seriously, you have to be like Ron Jeremy or some of those other porn stars. If you send a woman a picture of your junk, it should be humongous, it shouldn’t be small. That’s one of the Ten Commandments” — Charles Barkley on XJOX radio in Birmingham.


I would attach a picture but I don't think I can do a dong search at work.

True Love

I was driving to work and when stopped at a red light, looked over to the area where the homeless gather.  I happened onto the most intimate of couple moments.  Not only are they sharing their addiction but he is leaning over ever so closely to his woman and she is gazing behind his ears to check for zits.  I am so glad I didn’t eat today.   I understand the need for couples to do that, heck, I have been that couple.  I draw the line at public bridge troll love, hacking at each others cysts and what not.  Ew.  Gross.  Cool.

wikileaks

Dec 10, 2010

Quote For The Dayfrom The Daily Dish

By Andrew Sullivan by Andrew Sullivan

"Whatever you think of WikiLeaks, they have not been charged with a crime, let alone indicted or convicted. Yet look what has happened to them. They have been removed from Internet … their funds have been frozen … media figures and politicians have called for their assassination and to be labeled a terrorist organization. What is really going on here is a war over control of the Internet, and whether or not the Internet can actually serve its ultimate purpose—which is to allow citizens to band together and democratize the checks on the world’s most powerful factions," – Glenn Greenwald.